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Old 02-23-2013, 12:21 AM   #3321
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I disagree with the taco one- I pick the stuff up and put it back in the taco, and continue on the same side lol
I just get a fork.
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:42 AM   #3322
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I just eat soft tacos.

Taco in one hand, Jalapeno in the other and a beer in the other.

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Old 02-23-2013, 12:59 AM   #3323
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I just eat soft tacos.

Taco in one hand, Jalapeno in the other and a beer in the other.

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I thought your clothes fit funny...
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:10 AM   #3324
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Maybe so but I can do a hands stand better'n anybody!
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:09 AM   #3325
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Old 02-23-2013, 03:35 PM   #3326
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The truth comes out...
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Old 02-23-2013, 03:45 PM   #3327
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How To Stop Church Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment before turning and walking away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house, walked home... and left it there all night
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Old 02-23-2013, 03:46 PM   #3328
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Juggling

A policeman pulled a car over near the border of South Australia and Victoria. When the highway patrolman asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to Adelaide to do a show. He didn't want to be late.

The highway patrolman told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the highway patrolman he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The highway patrolman said he had some flares in the boot of his car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the highway patrolman got five flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken bloke got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The highway patrolman observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there’s no way I can pass that test.”
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Old 02-23-2013, 03:51 PM   #3329
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^^^ rofl!!! Good one Kylie!! Love 'em all!!



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Old 02-23-2013, 03:55 PM   #3330
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ROFL, Kylie!

You too, Dawg!

Thanks for the laughs, both of you!
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