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Old 02-25-2013, 03:28 AM   #3341
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All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:56 AM   #3343
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I've been faking for years.

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Old 02-26-2013, 03:07 PM   #3345
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Cute Puppies ... Laughing Babies ... what could be better !!!

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Cute Puppies ... Laughing Babies ... what could be better !!!

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Well, that's definitely contagious...my ribs hurt.
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Soooo true!!! The one at work stops a print job (2 pages short) to tell me it can only print 300 more pages...
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I've been faking for years.

That's why I'm tired all the time! I thought it was menopause!
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Old 02-28-2013, 11:33 AM   #3350
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Shoplifting

An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge, he asked, "What did you steal?"

She said, "A can of peaches."

The judge asked, "Why did you steal them?"

She said, "I was hungry."

The judge asked, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She answered, "There were 6 peaches in that can."

The judge said, "I sentence you to 6 days in jail."

The woman’s husband stood up and asked the judge if he could make a statement. The judge gave him permission.

He said, "Judge, she also stole a can of peas."
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