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Old 02-28-2013, 11:34 AM   #3351
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Taking A Risk

Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can be risky.

The Pastor having asked, the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little boy said.

"I know if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down from their laughter for the worship service to continue.
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Old 02-28-2013, 03:04 PM   #3352
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Bloody Marys

Actual picture of Bloody Marys served at a restaurant in Duluth. Wonder how much these things cost?? LOL! (Personally, I think they should have unwrapped the sandwiches before putting them on the skewer, but that's just me...)

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Old 02-28-2013, 05:53 PM   #3353
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Old 02-28-2013, 06:16 PM   #3354
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Old 02-28-2013, 09:28 PM   #3355
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Eek!
Warning: do NOT shave your bear!
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Yikes!


Loved the box of chocolates and the jokes were good, too!
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Old 02-28-2013, 10:22 PM   #3358
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Eek!
I want to know who was brave enough to shave that poor creature.
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Aha! Now I know why .40's bear left his picnic table! Mystery solved!

.40, no more bear-shaving.
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I want to know who was brave enough to shave that poor creature.
I read that it wasn't shaved. The bear has a skin problem and the fur fell off. If you look closely, you can see places where the fur is just very sparse.
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