Today's Funny

[Zhizara]

About all I could read was the title so I googled it and got a legible copy. Thanks for the laughs, Dawg!

 

[taxlady]

 

[Dawgluver]

Pretty much describes me:
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[taxlady]

Pretty much describes me:
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I'm sure I must have tried to act normal at some point. Must have been a very long time ago.

 

[Dawgluver]

I can't recall any time I've tried to act normal, except at the airport. Oh wait, not there either.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

What is normal?

 

[taxlady]

What is normal?

It's a statistical term and a type of graph curve, like a bell curve.

 

[Dawgluver]

"Define normal." I have the tote bag from the Addams Family.

 

[Cooking Goddess]

I've seen one of the Minions ones that says "Someone called me normal. I've never been so insulted." Yup, me!

 

[Cooking Goddess]

For our Dane, taxy, and all her friends at the Danish Club. And for the rest of us, too!

 

[Dawgluver]

Oh dear, the sights I've seen. Speedos and thongs on folks who should never wear speedos and thongs.

Me, I'd probably wear a Snuggy if it wouldn't weigh me down when I'm snorkeling. Or maybe a hoodie. I need the high test spandex.

 

[taxlady]

You know that Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands, eh? It's not in Denmark.

 

[Dawgluver]

Well, it's kinda sorta in the same general area. Or not. OK, not.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

"Define normal." I have the tote bag from the Addams Family.

I have an Optimus Prime Lunch Bag, Full Metal Alchemist messenger bag...Happy Kitty Hoodie (BBT), Firefly Lunch Box, Hello Kitty Lunch Box... Enough toys for the over 50 crowd.

 

[Dawgluver]

I have an Optimus Prime Lunch Bag, Full Metal Alchemist messenger bag...Happy Kitty Hoodie (BBT), Firefly Lunch Box, Hello Kitty Lunch Box... Enough toys for the over 50 crowd.

Lol. PF, you definitely out-geek me! Now as far as creepiness, I think I've got this!

 

[Cooking Goddess]

You know that Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands, eh? It's not in Denmark.

In my defense, I sometimes have problems with the geography in my own country.

 

[taxlady]

In my defense, I sometimes have problems with the geography in my own country.

Don't feel bad, it's a common mistake: Dutch/Danish and Swedish/Swiss.

 

[Cooking Goddess]

 

[creative]

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[Zhizara]

Thanks, Creative!! What a blast!