Today's Funny

[Dawgluver]

Too funny, Creative!

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[creative]

 

[Dawgluver]

View attachment 22895. Heh. Need more bacon.

 

[Addie]

View attachment 22895. Heh. Need more bacon.

Good one! Get rid of the egg. Too much cholesterol.

 

[Zhizara]

Get rid of the toast too. Too much carbohydrates.

 

[Dawgluver]

Yup. Probably should ditch the coffee too, high blood pressure.

 

[GotGarlic]

Yes, I'd much rather have a French breakfast - croissant with Nutella and coffee with cream. Or a German breakfast with cold cuts, cheese and hard rolls. Yum

 

[creative]

I wouldn't say he had delusions of grandeur but when I remarked "It's a beautiful day", he replied "Thank you!"

 

[Dawgluver]

Delusional indeed!

 

[taxlady]

A friend made beer butt chicken. He used Heineken. He says it's what you got use for shoving up a chicken's heiny.

 

[Zhizara]

*Groan*

 

[Dawgluver]

Heh. Sorry guys:
View attachment 23054

 

[Dawgluver]

This so cracked me up:

View attachment 23091

 

[Zhizara]

I see you still have Cozumel on your mind, Dawggie!

How soon do you go, or are you already there???

 

[taxlady]

 

[Dawgluver]

Cozumel is always on my mind, Z! And that truck is soooo Cozumel!

 

[Cooking Goddess]

 

[Dawgluver]

OK, one more. Can't resist:
View attachment 23092

 

[taxlady]

OK, one more. Can't resist:
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For some values of "fits".