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Old 03-08-2013, 08:22 PM   #3411
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Some people are like slinkies. They're good for nothing but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:05 PM   #3412
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:31 PM   #3413
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This cracked me up!
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:43 PM   #3414
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Now that made my night! Thanks!
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:53 AM   #3415
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That looks amazing Skittle!

How long did that take him to do?
I'm not really sure how long- he did it over the course of a few days. He finds ways to entertain himself when I'm at school/work all the time lol
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:55 AM   #3416
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It is great, he seems to enjoy doing things like that, good on him
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:18 AM   #3417
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It is great, he seems to enjoy doing things like that, good on him
Yes he does. At the first place we lived in, there was an awning over the front door, and he had the entire thing enclosed with snow walls, and you had to walk through an archway to get in. Pretty much made it into an enclosed porch lol.

The second house we lived in had a huge yard with a long sloping, moderately steep hill in the back, and he built an ice bar complete with cup holders, ice benches around the fire pit insulated with pink insulation styrofoam (so your butt stays warm and dry), and a luge track that meandered down the hill, ending at the fire pit. We had a couple of fun snow parties. He would probably feel cooped up in the winter if he didn't do something, so he builds stuff. Now if he would just build me some steps to the hot tub...
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:21 AM   #3418
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Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:



"Freeze a jolly good fellow..."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow..."
Then, they kick him in the ice hole.
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