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Old 03-13-2013, 09:41 AM   #3441
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Exactly!! Lol!

I'm working two serving jobs- one for lunch shift, and one for dinner shift for the next 4 days. 40 hours of serving in 4 days, and I might just be closer to what my drivers license says! I'm putting in my two weeks at the one place, and I'm on spring break, so I have time. That's why the double duty.
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Old 03-13-2013, 10:38 AM   #3442
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If you walk in to work an hour late, just walk in with a smile and a big hello. Pretend there is nothing amiss and the boss will probably think he forgot that you told him you were going to be an hour late.....

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Old 03-13-2013, 11:24 AM   #3443
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I completely overslept one morning. So when I finally called work, I told them I started to call in sick, but twice each time I started to dial, I had to throw up and I didn't think they wanted to hear that while I was on the phone. It worked. They bought it.
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:53 AM   #3444
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"Computer really screwed up now"
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:54 AM   #3445
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Old 03-13-2013, 03:58 PM   #3446
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Thanks!!!, MrsLMB. Hilarious!
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Sorry but in this case an acronym will not suffice... lmao!!!!

It would have been better with Danica.

After all she's "just a girl" ;)

I'd bet she'd have made the salesman wet himself.

Hilarious!!!!!!!
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Old 03-13-2013, 06:01 PM   #3448
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