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Old 03-28-2013, 10:00 AM   #3591
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Current, I'm a housewife
So you want your house to donate 2 kidneys??
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Old 03-28-2013, 10:01 AM   #3592
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So you want your house to donate 2 kidneys??
Yeah, that's it
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Old 03-28-2013, 10:52 AM   #3593
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Seriously, is this for real? I wouldn't buy it!

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Yuck! Nor would I. But I'll check the soup aisle when I'm in northern MN to see if it is there. I really do NOT like lutefisk. My Scandinavian genes don't include the lutefisk lover gene, even though my Norwegian ancestors almost had a monopoly on the lutefisk market.
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Old 03-28-2013, 11:18 AM   #3594
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I stole this from FaceBook. I think the reply is brilliant.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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Old 03-28-2013, 11:20 AM   #3595
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I stole this from FaceBook. I think the reply is brilliant.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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Old 03-28-2013, 02:54 PM   #3596
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From the I Can Haz Cheezburger site: Cat Walks The Dog Home - Cheezburger

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Old 03-28-2013, 04:46 PM   #3597
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From the I Can Haz Cheezburger site: Cat Walks The Dog Home - Cheezburger

Too funny!
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:49 PM   #3598
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Too funny!
I love the cat really has to tug on the leash a couple of times.
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:56 PM   #3599
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I stole this from FaceBook. I think the reply is brilliant.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
I like that one!
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