young man and young lady get married. They have similar interests and are very willing to try out new experiences. The chemistry is perfect. On Saturday morning, the husband asks, "Hey, have you ever been trout fishing?" His wife says "No, but I think I'd like to."
He replies; "Great. I've got some fishing poles and we can get some worms at a bait shop near the stream."
"Ooh I can't wait."
So off they go, to a place where there are some great fishing holes. Soon enough, they have their bait, and are at his favorite trout stream. He says; "you aren't squeamish about puttin' the worm on the hook, are you?"
"No, um, I can do it,"
"Good, let's hit the water."
Before long, with her husband's guidance, she hooks into a big rainbow. She lands teh fish and her husband says; "Wow! I haven't' seen a fish like that in a long time. That rainbow must be 18 inches long.
She picks up her still squirming fish and looks at his head, then at his tail, then back to the head, and back to the tail. She flips him over and again takes turns examining her catch at the head and tail. Finally, she looks at her husband and remarks; "I thought you said this was a rainbow."
"It is, it is a rainbow."
She throws the fish to the ground, points at it and firmly states; "That is not a rainbow."
"Honey, I've been fishing these fishn all my life. I thnk I know what a rainbow looks like, and I'm telling you that that is a rainbow."
"Nope, it isn't, and I can prove it."
"Ok, proove it."
"Do you see a pot of gold at either end of that fish? Everyone knows there's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow."
Seeeeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
