Teddy has a game he plays with Spike every morning when Spike is tryiing to get dressed. The instant he sees Spike go to get clean socks he runs over and as Spike is trying to put on the first sock he grabs it and wrestles it from Spike and then runs downstairs with it. When Spike has run out of clean socks, he retrieves the ones downstairs on the couch.
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"