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Old 05-31-2013, 11:14 PM   #4171
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Old 05-31-2013, 11:25 PM   #4172
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Zereh, that is so funny! I showed Hubby and he is cracking up with me. Thanks from both of us for the laugh!
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Old 06-01-2013, 04:37 AM   #4173
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Old 06-01-2013, 11:39 AM   #4174
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There was a bit of confusion at the local grocery store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When her hysterical shrieking finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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Old 06-01-2013, 07:18 PM   #4175
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Old 06-01-2013, 08:39 PM   #4176
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Hmmmm...there's a Bunn in storage.
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Old 06-01-2013, 08:42 PM   #4177
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OMG! You people are killin' me!
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Old 06-01-2013, 11:50 PM   #4178
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Old 06-02-2013, 10:42 AM   #4179
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Amen to that.
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Old 06-02-2013, 06:20 PM   #4180
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So good Andy!
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