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I'm so sorry, but this put me on the floor.


A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.

After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"

"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.

"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.

"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse."


Okay, in the past 40 minutes that joke has gotten 12 likes/laughs, 2 comments and 12 shares on my humor site.
 
I made an appointment last week to see a fortune teller.i turned up to the door with a note on it.
It read
Closed due to unforeseen circumstances.
Russ
 
Talk about advertising placement

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My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Braves game.

"Daddy," she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. "Guess how old I'm going to be next month."

"I don't know, beauty," I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"

She smiled and held up four fingers.

It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.
 
ROFL! I immediately got Tatt's finger joke. You need a warped sense of humor...
 
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