Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
I want to know who gave that little girl the finger. Four times.
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I don't really have a warped sense of humour - but my ex and son do - so after all that time you'd think I would have gotten it. Groan...
Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
I did too. Then again, I was able to out-gross my kids when they thought they could freak their mom out with something. A fine skill I learned from my Mom!
luckytrim
Chef Extraordinaire
ANIMAL CONTROL: What the hell were you thinking?
ME: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
ANIMAL CONTROL: You released ostriches!
ME: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
ANIMAL CONTROL: You released ostriches!
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
It has been killing my kids just waiting until I am strong enough to start with the jokes.
My daughter informed me that her skull cap was moving around due to some loose screws and bolts. Her doctor told her that "yes, she is presently experiencing that she is definitely missing some screws up there and I don't have a leg to stand on.
They want to rename me "I"lean. Then there is Peg for pegleg. And Pirate wants to put me in one of those large round bubbles fishermen use and then toss me into the ocean so he can call me "Bob". And on it goes.
My daughter informed me that her skull cap was moving around due to some loose screws and bolts. Her doctor told her that "yes, she is presently experiencing that she is definitely missing some screws up there and I don't have a leg to stand on.
They want to rename me "I"lean. Then there is Peg for pegleg. And Pirate wants to put me in one of those large round bubbles fishermen use and then toss me into the ocean so he can call me "Bob". And on it goes.
Me: It's not how many times you fall down. It's how many times you get up.
Police officer: That's not how a field sobriety test works.
Police officer: That's not how a field sobriety test works.
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Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Good one TL. Pirate and myself love to watch the police shows when they are stopping drunk drivers. Lots of laughs for the audience.
A "very stable" jenius.
luckytrim
Chef Extraordinaire
"...... It's still a duck..."
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
Someone we all know posted this on Face Book...
DH is still going back to it to quander
DH is still going back to it to quander
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Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
GotGarlic
Chef Extraordinaire
I laughed till I cried [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] (long but worth it)
https://youtu.be/WYoKw3tPRKY
https://youtu.be/WYoKw3tPRKY
