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Old 06-29-2013, 01:51 AM   #4311
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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled: "The Meaning of Dreams."
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Old 06-29-2013, 01:52 AM   #4312
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A 60-year-old millionaire has just married a 20-year-old model. ‘You crafty old devil,’ says his friend. ‘How did you manage to get a lovely young wife like that?’ ‘Easy,’ replies the millionaire. ‘I told her I was 95
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Old 06-29-2013, 06:31 PM   #4314
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Old 06-30-2013, 12:13 AM   #4315
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Maybe some other booze than vodka:

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Old 06-30-2013, 11:15 AM   #4318
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I have to do this because of my dogs and sometimes my DH

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Old 06-30-2013, 12:18 PM   #4319
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I have to do this because of my dogs and sometimes my DH
With my dog it's the jingle of keys! hahah
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With my dog it's the jingle of keys! hahah
For many pets, like Shrederik (my cat), it's the sound of the can opener.
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