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AHA! Maybe now the doctor will be able to figure out where all these strange maladies that I suffer come from... along with the bizarre rash around my mouth.

or maybe I'll just stop singing
 
You are correct !
Cousin Itt is a minor character in "The Addams Family' cartoons and TV series.
.and I'm sorry as well; I thought you meant what cartoon recently posted.... my bad !


He shows up in one-panel cartoons now and again, especially ones like this "Play-on-Words' cartoon.


Here's Cousin ITT...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ajHEdsdU4
 
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A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I've been invited to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends to go fishing, for the long weekend.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a three-day weekend.
And also, would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I'll swing by the house to pick-up my things. Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.”
Following the long weekend he returns home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, “Yes! Lots of walleyes, some bass, and a few pike.” "But", he said, "why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas, like I asked you to do?”
The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".

Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!
 
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