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Old 07-27-2013, 12:16 PM   #4491
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You showed remarkable restraint.

Thanks.

Although sometimes I think that I am holding back the sarcasm when I'm really not....
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Old 07-27-2013, 03:44 PM   #4492
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:37 PM   #4493
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You know what's even funnier than that story bakechef? The fact that it isn't a joke someone came up with, it's real life! That scares me. After all, people like her can still vote and procreate. Thanks for sharing!
On behalf of my fellow SOWs (silly old women), I thank you for your kindness.

You just wait.
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:45 PM   #4494
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So yesterday at work a lady brought over a loaf of bread and asked "is this the day the bread was baked or the day it expires?" After a short pause, she said "this says July 26th and today is July 24th" It was actually the 25th.

I'm not sure if this lady thinks that we can travel to the future to make bread or what, but she didn't think that there was anything wrong with her question.

I had to just smile, and tell her it was the expiration date, because if I had said anymore, it would have been pure sarcasm. I'm not completely sure that I escaped sarcasm with those few words...
I always think these people are sent to test me, some days I pass, some days I fail!

You passed!
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Old 07-27-2013, 07:22 PM   #4495
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I so want to do this!!!
Me too!
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'specially since I just got my bill for a chest x-ray.
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