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Old 07-28-2013, 01:48 AM   #4501
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On behalf of my fellow SOWs (silly old women), I thank you for your kindness.

You just wait.
I've already got two feet into my 60s. Fortunately, all my brain burps have been around Himself, not in public. So far...

I've given strict instructions to our daughter that if I get like my Mom (who had serious short-term memory loss due to an OR "oops" during bypass surgery) she is to go walking with me deep into the woods, turn, and run like hell! Thank goodness she is the good child.
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Old 07-28-2013, 03:45 AM   #4502
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I've already got two feet into my 60s. Fortunately, all my brain burps have been around Himself, not in public. So far...

I've given strict instructions to our daughter that if I get like my Mom (who had serious short-term memory loss due to an OR "oops" during bypass surgery) she is to go walking with me deep into the woods, turn, and run like hell! Thank goodness she is the good child.
I told Spike I want the least expensive funeral and burial possible. So he said he will make arrangements for the dumpster truck to pick me up on a Thursday. Trash day! I just have to die on a Wednesday night. What a loving son!
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Old 07-28-2013, 04:26 AM   #4503
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Old 07-28-2013, 04:30 AM   #4505
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Old 07-28-2013, 12:37 PM   #4506
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When suddenly WHAT? The bottom of the image got cut off Kylie. Or am I supposed to "fill in the blank"?
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Old 07-28-2013, 12:39 PM   #4507
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When suddenly WHAT? The bottom of the image got cut off Kylie. Or am I supposed to "fill in the blank"?
I think the "when suddenly" is that all these doggies showed up.
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Old 07-28-2013, 12:42 PM   #4508
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I told Spike I want the least expensive funeral and burial possible. So he said he will make arrangements for the dumpster truck to pick me up on a Thursday. Trash day! I just have to die on a Wednesday night. What a loving son!
My father-in-law would tell us to put him on a bag at the curb for pick-up on trash day. Never made any plans or told us what to do - OR where anything we would need was! He was gonna live forever. Didn't. Getting things together was rough on Himself and his sister. Although SIL lived in FL too, about 200 miles from Dad, she was a basket case. She always is at any funeral. Won't even be going to her own. Loverly already knows pretty much how we want it to go, and when we move back home she'll know where everything is.
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This one would be funnier, I think, if bread were replaced with bacon.
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Old 07-28-2013, 12:56 PM   #4510
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I've already got two feet into my 60s. Fortunately, all my brain burps have been around Himself, not in public. So far...

I've given strict instructions to our daughter that if I get like my Mom (who had serious short-term memory loss due to an OR "oops" during bypass surgery) she is to go walking with me deep into the woods, turn, and run like hell! Thank goodness she is the good child.
Shrek has asked me to do the same thing...

This is "Life With Shrek"
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