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Old 07-28-2013, 06:12 PM   #4521
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I think I share that sense of humor.

Shrek and I both want to be sprinkled in the same place, but he has to wait for me so we are sprinkled together. We both spent our childhoods in the same spot, at different times. Baby Brother knows the exact spot, he spent his childhood there at a different time, too. He is willing to bend the laws to sprinkle us in the right place.
I saved a bit of Mom in her baggie following previous sprinkling, and also saved $450, by sprinkling some of her around her newly laid flat headstone that was laid by her parents. We did have the whole fam damily, including cousins, sisters and my aunt, along with Mom's grandchildren, who got to witness the final sprinkle. We did have a tough time locating her marker, but thankfully, the cemetery was not well patrolled. In fact, it was dead.
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:17 PM   #4522
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I saved a bit of Mom in her baggie following previous sprinkling, and also saved $450, by sprinkling some of her around her newly laid flat headstone that was laid by her parents. We did have the whole fam damily, including cousins, sisters and my aunt, along with Mom's grandchildren, who got to witness the final sprinkle. We did have a tough time locating her marker, but thankfully, the cemetery was not well patrolled. In fact, it was dead.
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:24 PM   #4523
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I saved a bit of Mom in her baggie following previous sprinkling, and also saved $450, by sprinkling some of her around her newly laid flat headstone that was laid by her parents. We did have the whole fam damily, including cousins, sisters and my aunt, along with Mom's grandchildren, who got to witness the final sprinkle. We did have a tough time locating her marker, but thankfully, the cemetery was not well patrolled. In fact, it was dead.
ROFL!!!

That's worse than the remark I made about the ash...
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:45 PM   #4524
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When suddenly WHAT? The bottom of the image got cut off Kylie. Or am I supposed to "fill in the blank"?
When suddenly, there are a heap of dogs staring at me is what I gather...that is the complete image
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ROFL!!!

That's worse than the remark I made about the ash...
No it's not.

Thank you! I'll be here all week, please remember to tip your bartenders and waitresses!
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No it's not.

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When suddenly, there are a heap of dogs staring at me is what I gather...that is the complete image
Oh, you mean I have to use my imagination? OK, thanks. Guess I didn't think dogs were that keen on bread. Now had it said "I was eating a piece of steak..."
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Old 07-29-2013, 09:53 AM   #4529
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Shrek got "cat snubbed" several times last night and again this morning. And he wonders why the cats don't follow him around.
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Old 07-29-2013, 09:50 PM   #4530
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And just 'cause it cracked me up, and I'm in the moooood for nursery rhymes:

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