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Old 08-30-2013, 01:33 PM   #4831
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No, I don't. I "think" that's a Polish (Morgan's Chicks - Polish Breeders Club)

I looked into getting one. They tend to be flighty and skittish because that crest gets in the way (impairs their vision). They also are only fair layers and lay smallish eggs. Also, I didn't want Myrtle to be jealous, after all, Myrtle is the show-off in the flock and she probably would not appreciate the competition.
Myrtle would probably pluck out her feathers one by one. Chickens do have a pecking order. And Myrtle will peck out the eyes of her competition, if you can find them.
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Old 08-31-2013, 02:54 AM   #4833
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taxy, if my bike did that I might ride it more often! That is creative for sure!
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Old 08-31-2013, 06:02 AM   #4834
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taxy, if my bike did that I might ride it more often! That is creative for sure!
To heck with the bike. Can I get him to my house?
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Old 08-31-2013, 06:09 PM   #4836
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I'm really afraid of Johnny Depp too....
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Coincidently, I'm terrified of Halle Berry and Jennifer Anniston and Sofia Vergara and...
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The consensus here is, I'm afraid of Johnny Depp and Shrek is afraid of Halle Berry and Jennifer Aniston...it's going to be crowded tonight.
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