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Old 09-20-2013, 07:45 AM   #4951
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Old 09-20-2013, 07:52 AM   #4952
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Old 09-20-2013, 03:51 PM   #4953
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THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, that is a balanced diet because they counteract each other.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
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Old 09-20-2013, 03:52 PM   #4954
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Old 09-20-2013, 04:00 PM   #4955
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Strapless gowns, of course! I was going in an entirely different direction.
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Old 09-20-2013, 04:32 PM   #4956
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Strapless gowns, of course! I was going in an entirely different direction.
We all were.
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Old 09-20-2013, 10:56 PM   #4957
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So are the dresses...
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Old 09-21-2013, 12:40 AM   #4958
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I posted that one quite a while ago, thanks for the revival! It needs to be reseen (or unseen) again!

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Old 09-21-2013, 10:15 AM   #4959
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