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Old 09-26-2013, 08:32 AM   #4981
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The comments crack me up, too, eh!?
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Old 09-26-2013, 01:03 PM   #4982
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The comments crack me up, too, eh!?
Yes the are. Thank you for pointing that out. I make a habit of not looking at comments, because they are so often ugly - hateful and ignorant.
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Old 09-26-2013, 01:29 PM   #4983
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has this happened to anyone?
YES! SO will sometimes fall asleep on the sofa later in the evening and will suddenly start talking to me about something completely bizarre. I tell her OK go back to sleep.
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Old 09-26-2013, 08:49 PM   #4984
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YES! SO will sometimes fall asleep on the sofa later in the evening and will suddenly start talking to me about something completely bizarre. I tell her OK go back to sleep.
I was so mad at Shrek once for eating a custard bismarck I had put on the headboard of the bed and it was gone when I woke up...took me a couple of hours to get over that mad...and I had dreamed the whole thing.
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Old 09-26-2013, 09:15 PM   #4985
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Is this true, Taxlady?


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Old 09-26-2013, 09:34 PM   #4986
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LOL!! I thought that was the name of the OTC I take after my cholesterol meds...
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Old 09-26-2013, 10:02 PM   #4987
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Yes it is. "Fart" can also mean motion. Many Danish elevators light up "I fart", meaning "in motion", when you press the button. The Queen of England was coming to visit. Somebody was assigned the task of covering up every one of those lights that the queen might see.

The Danish word for fart is "prut" or "fis". And some people claim there are no onomatopoetic words.
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Old 09-26-2013, 10:15 PM   #4989
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Yes it is. "Fart" can also mean motion. Many Danish elevators light up "I fart", meaning "in motion", when you press the button. The Queen of England was coming to visit. Somebody was assigned the task of covering up every one of those lights that the queen might see.

The Danish word for fart is "prut" or "fis". And some people claim there are no onomatopoetic words.


And what a great history lesson! We all know the Queen would never fart/prut/fis. Actually, I have a feeling Her Majesty would have gotten a good laugh from the elevators!
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LOL!! I thought that was the name of the OTC I take after my cholesterol meds...
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