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Old 10-03-2013, 09:54 AM   #5031
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Christmas Time in Washington

The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas.

This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.

There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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Old 10-03-2013, 06:32 PM   #5033
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We had (many) problems with our LG refrigerator when we first got it. Problems with temp fluctuations. Well, one try to fix it was to replace the touch control pad for temp and ice selection, plus a few other options. After a few months the front of the panel began to bubble where I would press the "buttons". Tech came over, diagnosed that we needed a new panel, then left to wait for the part and my next appointment. Between that visit and the eventual replacement visit I found out that it was the plastic protector that was bubbling! Hmm, trained technician my tushie!
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Old 10-04-2013, 06:56 PM   #5037
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LOVE it MrsL! Thanks so much! Now if we could just figure out how to make sure the noise didn't cross the property line...
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Christmas Time in Washington

The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas.

This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.

There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.


Hilarious!!!!!
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