"Discover Cooking, Discuss Life."

Go Back   Discuss Cooking - Cooking Forums > The Back Porch > Jokes and Games
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 
Old 10-05-2013, 09:34 AM   #5041
Executive Chef
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 3,899
__________________

__________________
MrsLMB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2013, 09:50 AM   #5042
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Posts: 18,874
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
MrsLMB, love it. It reminded me of this one:

__________________

__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2013, 02:54 PM   #5043
Master Chef
 
Cooking Goddess's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 8,247
That one deserves a taxy!


************************************************


Turnabout is fair play, "they" say. Well, when I saw this one I thought of MrsLMB!

__________________
... nothing is given. Everything is earned. You work for what you have... ~~~ LeBron James
Cooking Goddess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2013, 05:25 PM   #5044
Executive Chef
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 3,899
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooking Goddess View Post


************************************************


Turnabout is fair play, "they" say. Well, when I saw this one I thought of MrsLMB!


Yeppers ... 'specially the free drinks !!!!
__________________
MrsLMB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2013, 05:25 PM   #5045
Executive Chef
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 3,899
__________________
MrsLMB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2013, 02:08 PM   #5046
Head Chef
 
Zereh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Bellevue, WA
Posts: 1,548
__________________
~~
Zereh

We are fed by a food industry which pays no attention to health, and healed by a health industry that pays no attention to food - Wendell Berry
Zereh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2013, 02:18 PM   #5047
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Addie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 19,030
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zereh View Post
Zereh, what does it say under your name? The print is so light that I can't even make out one word. Is it a secret saying?
__________________
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
Addie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2013, 08:43 PM   #5048
Executive Chef
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 3,899
Addie - it says
We are fed by a food industry which pays no attention to health, and healed by a health industry that pays no attention to food - Wendell Berry

If you put your mouse over it and hold down the left button it will highlight it and you can read it then.
__________________
MrsLMB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2013, 08:43 PM   #5049
Executive Chef
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 3,899
__________________
MrsLMB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2013, 08:44 PM   #5050
Executive Chef
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 3,899
Drinking & Driving

I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends
about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with
the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over
the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had
a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did
something I've never done before ~ I took a cab home.

Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as
I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or
what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
__________________

__________________
MrsLMB is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



» Discuss Cooking on Facebook

Our Communities

Our communities encompass many different hobbies and interests, but each one is built on friendly, intelligent membership.

» More about our Communities

Automotive Communities

Our Automotive communities encompass many different makes and models. From U.S. domestics to European Saloons.

» More about our Automotive Communities

Marine Communities

Our Marine websites focus on Cruising and Sailing Vessels, including forums and the largest cruising Wiki project on the web today.

» More about our Marine Communities


Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:12 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.