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Old 10-07-2013, 03:10 AM   #5051
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We are fed by a food industry which pays no attention to health, and healed by a health industry that pays no attention to food - Wendell Berry

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Old 10-07-2013, 04:07 PM   #5052
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My Wife Won't Like It
 
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa
on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:
"Are you okay, what's your name?"

"Its Jack and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.

"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while
and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think
my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons,
I thanked my hostess.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything.
By the way, where is she?"




"Under the cart!" I said
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And the Russian lady and the Scot don't look nearly as fit as those soldiers.
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:20 PM   #5055
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Thanks for the huge laugh out loud, Taxy! I needed that.

You too MrsLMB! Good ones!
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Old 10-07-2013, 11:32 PM   #5056
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Drat. Why didn't I think of this:


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Old 10-08-2013, 12:39 AM   #5057
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Snicker, chuckle, giggle!!!
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Old 10-08-2013, 05:29 PM   #5058
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Good ones MrsLMB. That's quite the odd position for a cat.
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