If you feel overloaded with Work…
Immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief
” (BAR) center and place order for any one or more of the following Antidotes:
1: Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract
2: Radioactive Un-work Medicine
3: Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter
4: Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen
This is issued in public interest by “Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"