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LOL... too funny Jon, reminds me of my ex. A savvy cop but NOT a country boy. Walking up behind a horse who'd been out to pasture about 7 months, him - daydreaming, her - ears laid back, hind end hunched and ready.

and he had the nerve to tell me I embarrassed him by yelling at him!

ahhh, silly me, should have never said a word, would have been a widow instead of an ex... :angel:
 

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That reminds me of a Dane (H.C. Andersen, I believe, but I won't swear to it.) who wrote that he had put a plaque on his umbrella that said something to the effect of "If you find this, keep it and send me $5" and there was an address. This person claimed to have received $5 in the mail eight or so times in two years.
 
True story

When I was grocery shopping last week, I bought four small zucchini. After going through the checkout, I reviewed my register receipt to make sure everything was correct. (I do this every week before I leave the store because mistakes happen!) Rather than ring up my zucchini at 99 cents per pound, the cashier called them pickling cukes at the price of $1.99. When I went to customer service to get a price adjustment, the clerk asked if I wanted the zucchini reweighed. :huh: :ermm: All I could say was "I'm pretty sure they're going to weigh the same whether you call them zucchini or cucumbers...".
 
When I was grocery shopping last week, I bought four small zucchini. After going through the checkout, I reviewed my register receipt to make sure everything was correct. (I do this every week before I leave the store because mistakes happen!) Rather than ring up my zucchini at 99 cents per pound, the cashier called them pickling cukes at the price of $1.99. When I went to customer service to get a price adjustment, the clerk asked if I wanted the zucchini reweighed. :huh: :ermm: All I could say was "I'm pretty sure they're going to weigh the same whether you call them zucchini or cucumbers...".


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That sounds like just about any establishment here in Cowboyville!
 
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