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Old 02-01-2014, 07:09 PM   #5541
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Is there a name for when you derrière is higher than you head and feet?
Means you are in for an Endoscopy...of the Colon type.
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Old 02-02-2014, 03:26 PM   #5542
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Old 02-03-2014, 01:31 AM   #5543
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Himself says if we could figure out how to make kielbasa cologne we'd be rich. I suppose we could also offer bacon bath gel?
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Old 02-03-2014, 02:53 AM   #5544
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Bacon Shampoo and conditioner. Did you go get your hair cut?
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:06 AM   #5546
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Sorta frees up your life, right?
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:32 PM   #5548
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reminds me of the time people got all in snit and wanted to expel john lennon from the u.s. for suggesting that the beatles were more popular than jesus.
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reminds me of the time people got all in snit and wanted to expel john lennon from the u.s. for suggesting that the beatles were more popular than jesus.
I recall that, Vit.
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