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Old 06-16-2012, 04:03 AM   #571
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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Oh my gosh! I have to steal this! So funny!
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Old 06-16-2012, 05:42 AM   #572
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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
I'm stealing this!
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Old 06-16-2012, 03:57 PM   #573
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Old 06-16-2012, 08:34 PM   #574
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[QUOTE=TATTRAT;1149889]The story of my life--open the door...close the door...open the door...close the door...I'm well trained.
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ROFL!
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Old 06-17-2012, 12:01 AM   #576
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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
ROFL!
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Old 06-17-2012, 12:11 AM   #577
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I had Shrek going with this one.
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Old 06-17-2012, 06:03 AM   #578
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Old 06-17-2012, 08:05 AM   #579
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My cousin posted this on FB after I posted the "birth announcement" for the chicks:
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