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Old 04-24-2014, 08:40 AM   #5841
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So everybody who keeps a spray bottle and cleaning cloth next to their monitor, raise their hand. Laughter may be the best medicine, but not if you bust a gut laughing. Someone please come pick me up off the floor.
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Old 04-24-2014, 09:01 AM   #5842
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Roflmao!!
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Old 04-24-2014, 09:02 AM   #5843
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:13 AM   #5844
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Freakin' hilarious!
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Old 04-24-2014, 12:05 PM   #5845
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Be forewarned, this is nsfw (not safe for work). I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=847717595242064
Those were the days, now I'm happy with just a spark or two!
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Old 04-24-2014, 07:00 PM   #5846
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B et you won't see this one on Saturday Morning

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Old 04-24-2014, 07:15 PM   #5847
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B et you won't see this one on Saturday Morning

Yikes!! Kinda belongs with the SNL "questionable toy" skit with Candice Bergren and Dan Akroyd!
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Shrek says he had one.
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Old 04-24-2014, 07:45 PM   #5849
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It seems that all of the TV shows had a toy gun of some sort,

The Rifleman
Wanted Dead or Alive
The Wild Wild West

and we never had such things as school shootings, go figure!
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Old 04-24-2014, 08:11 PM   #5850
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I had a Hopalong Cassidy gun belt with two shiny six shooters with 'ivory' handles. The gun belt was shiny black leather with shiny metal studs all over. I was one cool dude!
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