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Old 05-10-2014, 12:21 PM   #5881
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I wasn't sure where to post this, because it's not so much funny, as cute and seemed appropriate for a cooking forum.

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Old 05-11-2014, 10:45 AM   #5883
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[QUOTE=taxlady;1362639]I wasn't sure where to post this, because it's not so much funny, as cute and seemed appropriate for a cooking forum.

Good caveat, tax!
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Old 05-11-2014, 12:49 PM   #5884
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:39 PM   #5885
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Yesterday I found the following in the wastebasket at my hairdressers.

Sung to the tune of "These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things."

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polidant and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a fee of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads, and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
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Old 05-14-2014, 09:44 AM   #5886
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Yesterday I found the following in the wastebasket at my hairdressers.

Huh???
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Huh???
There was a piece of paper just sitting on top of everything else. I got curious and picked up that piece of gem.
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I love puns...drives Shrek crazy.
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