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Old 05-17-2014, 12:34 AM   #5891
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Old 05-17-2014, 01:13 AM   #5892
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Good one Z. Here's another one about older folks. Got it from FB.

Appreciation of loud Music

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.
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Old 05-17-2014, 01:25 AM   #5893
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Old 05-17-2014, 02:30 AM   #5894
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Roflmao!
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Old 05-17-2014, 08:45 AM   #5895
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Okay, I'm slayed by both...
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Old 05-17-2014, 01:58 PM   #5896
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Zereh, I'm afraid I was born at "that age".


Here's a good one for everybody, but especially PF.



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Old 05-17-2014, 02:13 PM   #5897
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Oh dear! I am one of those crazy friends.
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Old 05-17-2014, 02:55 PM   #5898
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i love these, bea, i'm choking! do you have a link for this punography? i'd like to be able to pass it on....
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Old 05-17-2014, 05:09 PM   #5899
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Zereh, I'm afraid I was born at "that age".


Here's a good one for everybody, but especially PF.



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I'm the crazy friend, right?
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Old 05-17-2014, 10:08 PM   #5900
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PF, what gives you the idea I have only ONE crazy friend?

When my SIL and I used to go on our "girls' week" we did some things that I'm surprised we didn't end up in jail.
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