Today's Funny
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Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up on his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
After he had made sure she wasn't hurt, he said to her:
“You appear quite elderly to be driving.”
“Well, yes, I am,” she replied proudly.
“I’ll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don’t even need a driver’s license anymore.”
“You don’t need a driver’s license anymore?!?”
That’s right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver’s license. I told him ‘yes’ and handed it to him.
He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the wastebasket, saying,
‘You won’t need this anymore.
So I thanked him and left!”
And so you see, seniors don't need driver's licenses anymore!
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
After he had made sure she wasn't hurt, he said to her:
“You appear quite elderly to be driving.”
“Well, yes, I am,” she replied proudly.
“I’ll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don’t even need a driver’s license anymore.”
“You don’t need a driver’s license anymore?!?”
That’s right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver’s license. I told him ‘yes’ and handed it to him.
He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the wastebasket, saying,
‘You won’t need this anymore.
So I thanked him and left!”
And so you see, seniors don't need driver's licenses anymore!
I believe there was a time when seniors in some places didn't need driver's licenses. People who had driven for a while when driver's licenses first came into existence, were not required to get one in some places. But, I doubt that those seniors are still alive. I'm reminded of a woman I read about. She was quite elderly, but insisted that she didn't need to renew her pilot's license. She had one signed by one of the Wright brothers and it had no expiry date. BTW, apparently she had another pilot's license that did need renewing. It was for piloting a jet engine aircraft.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
I am not a fan of man buns.
I dare you all to make fun of a sumo wrestler's bun to his face.
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
I wouldn't make fun of any man's bun "to his face". Just expressing an opinion.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
I wouldn't be able to look in the face of a man wearing a bun - I'd be laughing
so much that I'd end up on the floor!
As much as I think they're silly I do admit, I'd rather see a man with a bun than his long straggly hair hanging down around his face.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
It was a "Bring a bottle" party so I took my own glass as well...
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
Perfect for when your doctor says you can only have one glass of wine a day.
Marlingardener
Sous Chef
I'd make fun of a Sumo wrestler's bun to his face. I could outrun him easily!
Phaedra
Sous Chef
That was the first thought that came into my head when I saw that glass!
[Actually I don't drink]
