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Phaedra
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GotGarlic
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I love how the dogs in the back are laughing
Seemed like appropriate humour for a cooking forum.
Phaedra
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An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant.
After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home.
When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didn’t have his keys.
He finally figured they must be in his jacket pocket, which was still hanging in the restroom.
He walked back to the restaurant, found his jacket in the men’s room, and realised he’d left his hat on the table.
He strolled back to the dining room to retrieve his hat, and when he got to his table...
...his wife asked “Is anything wrong? You took such a long time in there!”
After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home.
When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didn’t have his keys.
He finally figured they must be in his jacket pocket, which was still hanging in the restroom.
He walked back to the restaurant, found his jacket in the men’s room, and realised he’d left his hat on the table.
He strolled back to the dining room to retrieve his hat, and when he got to his table...
...his wife asked “Is anything wrong? You took such a long time in there!”
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Sally Forth
Cook
Ideal for pasta alla Puttanesca
Sally Forth
Cook
You guys are on a roll today!!
Sally Forth
Cook
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Homework woes...
Phaedra
Sous Chef
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered
guitar and asks:
“I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think it’s worth?” .
The pawnbroker looks it up and down.
“Well, I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer
is faded and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played
guitar but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”
The old man reaches his hand out and says.
“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”
“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man.
“I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops, suddenly looks confused and says:
“Wait, buy?”
“Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over.
“This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your
honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”
guitar and asks:
“I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think it’s worth?” .
The pawnbroker looks it up and down.
“Well, I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer
is faded and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played
guitar but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”
The old man reaches his hand out and says.
“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”
“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man.
“I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops, suddenly looks confused and says:
“Wait, buy?”
“Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over.
“This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your
honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
An old lady is turning 100.
She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems.
Since she is living in a small town it is a big deal for the town.
On her birthday she is visited by the mayor who presents her with a badge honouring her as the oldest person in the town.
There is also the local TV station doing a report for the evening news about her.
The reporter asks her:
– What is your secret for a long and healthy life?
– It’s simple, – she says:
– Never have I in my entire life argued with another person.
– That is impossible! – the reporter says.
– You’re right. – says the old lady.
She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems.
Since she is living in a small town it is a big deal for the town.
On her birthday she is visited by the mayor who presents her with a badge honouring her as the oldest person in the town.
There is also the local TV station doing a report for the evening news about her.
The reporter asks her:
– What is your secret for a long and healthy life?
– It’s simple, – she says:
– Never have I in my entire life argued with another person.
– That is impossible! – the reporter says.
– You’re right. – says the old lady.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
