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Old 07-15-2014, 02:55 AM   #6021
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I love Walter, he's such a grump!
I enjoy Jeff Dunham's humor!

Alright, just stating up front this is NOT a political statement. Just a visual comparison. And you have to admit there is a resemblance...

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Old 07-15-2014, 03:10 AM   #6022
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If you like parody songs, you need to "meet" Tim Hawkins. Like Weird Al, he uses a familiar song and writes his own words. One of my favorites:

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Old 07-15-2014, 05:18 AM   #6023
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Wink

The host proudly boasted "I've been cooking for 15 years...."

The guest replied "It should be done by now then..."
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Old 07-15-2014, 08:44 AM   #6024
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Two Lawyers

Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.

“Look,” said one to the other, “let's be honest with each other.”

“Okay, you first,” replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.
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Old 07-15-2014, 08:54 AM   #6026
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Old 07-15-2014, 02:56 PM   #6027
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A society matron threw an elaborate dinner for her close friends. Everything was going smoothly until her head cook called her back to the kitchen in a panic and exclaimed "I have run out of Tapioca for the pudding!" The lady took a quick look in the pantry and spied a box of loose birdshot. "Just throw this in" she instructed, "they've all had too much wine to know the difference." The next day the hostess began to phone her guests out of guilt to confess. On her first call, she confessed "I put buckshot in the tapioca pudding." Her guest answered "I was just about to call you to apologize as well. Last night, after dinner, I bent over to tie my shoe and shot your cat."
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Old 07-15-2014, 03:17 PM   #6028
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Go squirrel!

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Old 07-15-2014, 07:10 PM   #6029
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Thanks, Taxy! That was great.
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Thanks, Taxy! That was great.
I'm glad you liked it.

It's a wild squirrel. They started with just one obstacle and kept adding as the squirrel learned the new obstacles.
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