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I do miss Momma!
 
yup. me too - big time. :cry:

Even our teen friends, still to this day, say - "We would all come over, sit around, talk and say just about any thing, she would be in the kitchen and we knew she could hear - she never judged and she never told our moms! She was Great. ... but when she spoke - we listened! " LOL
 
OK - for the kids with you and in you...
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Is turkey soup good for you?
Not if you’re the turkey

Why did the person quit smoking cold turkey?
Because the feathers made him cough.

Why did the turkey bolt down its food?
Because it was a gobbler.

What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
Nothing, they’re already stuffed.
 
Want some more? Sure you do....
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Did you hear about the conservative turkey?
It had two right wings.

Why did the turkey go to the movie?
To see Gregory Peck.

Why is a turkey similar to a ghost?
Because it’s a-gobblin’.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.

I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, but then I quit cold turkey.
 
We watch Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy most evenings. Just recently, Strider, our black male pug, has noticed Vanna White, especially when she wears black. He apparently has taken a strong dislike to her and barks when he sees her on screen. His dislike is escalating. Tonight, he ran up to the TV cabinet, stood up against it and followed every move she made with his head, barking and snarling the whole time. Craig and I were both laughing at him. I tried to get a short video but it's hard because the lighting is pretty low and he's solid black from the back so he just looks like a blob. I'll try again as this has become an every night thing now.
 

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