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Old 09-03-2014, 10:47 PM   #6171
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:55 PM   #6172
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Outstanding! #24 is my favorite!
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:56 PM   #6173
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I refuse to shop with DH anymore because he does this. Without the announcement.
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:00 PM   #6174
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I liked # 14, a lot.
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Old 09-04-2014, 12:44 AM   #6175
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Those are funny, but as I read them in my mind it wasn't my voice saying the words but Steven Wright's. His humor is like that.

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Old 09-04-2014, 03:09 AM   #6176
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Thanks Cooking Goddess - I am a fan of Steven Wright's very dry, offbeat, deadpan humour. Here are some more...


Steven Wright Jokes: Part 1 - Wright Knowledge
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Old 09-04-2014, 10:19 AM   #6177
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Check out this link. Mind numbing stupidity is alive and well in the USA.

I especially like the 911/China tweet.

Dump A Day 40 People Who Are Literally Too Dumb To Insult

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Andy, I'm speechless and scratchin' my head! I knew there were clueless beings out there, but had no idea they were this clueless.

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