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Old 09-22-2014, 01:13 AM   #6271
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I'm afraid to ask. So how does Moses make his coffee?
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:15 AM   #6272
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:16 AM   #6273
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Duh. Shoulda known...
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:20 AM   #6274
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Duh. Shoulda known...
I am so glad it was you and not me.
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:24 AM   #6275
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if my dad were jewish, he'd have been insulted. religion is nothing to joke about.

unless you can see peter's house from here.

or your mother follows you around..
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:26 AM   #6276
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or the bible, in it's infinite wisdom, says nothing about a woman's hormone imbalance.
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:32 AM   #6277
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if my dad were jewish, he'd have been insulted. religion is nothing to joke about.

unless you can see peter's house from here.

or your mother follows you around..
Then your father (if he were Jewish) would just not like me. I can always find and appreciate the humor in any forbidden subject. It puts fun in life.
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:45 AM   #6278
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nah, he'd love you addie, with your admirable life stories, your patriotism, and your backbone fixed against all who come against us.

mom might have to come over there and kick your ass.
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:48 AM   #6279
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ya can't teach funny. and a straight "man" is invaluable.
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nah, he'd love you addie, with your admirable life stories, your patriotism, and your backbone fixed against all who come against us.

mom might have to come over there and kick your ass.
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You don't know how close to the truth you are right now. I have raised five kids all alone and been widowed twice. I just put my head down and barrel through. I never had time to feel sorry for myself. One of the reasons I loved doing Temp Work was because I was never unemployed unless I wanted to be. And with my skills, I always got top dollar.

If Mom comes to kick my arse (Bostonian pronouncement here) she would break a toe. As I have always told folks, "I am a small piece of leather and my hide is tanned and toughened."
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