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Old 10-07-2014, 08:36 PM   #6301
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lol, gg. i always strap down takeout food on the passenger's seat since it's usually in liquid tight containers. but a pot of sauce that just has a lid goes on the floor wrapped in towels.

cars should have a turn and slip indicator like in a plane. that sauce is gonna stay level until you go around a turn. if you turn quickly enough, it's gonna ride up the side of the pot.

the back seat of my truck has a nice stain from sausages and meatballs that i brought in to work a few years ago. one quick turn and it was all over.
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Old 10-08-2014, 01:47 AM   #6302
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gg, I could have used your DH's skills when I took a crock pot full of ham and bean soup to a choir soup supper. In a hurry, I set the entire assembly (inner crock, outer heating shell, lid) into a shallow box on the floor that was more like a lid to a box. One quick stop for something running across the road and About 1 1/2 cups from the 3 quarts were still in the pot. The rest had ended up on the van floor. Lesson learned - brought bread the next time!
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Old 10-08-2014, 07:54 AM   #6303
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Yep us too, baked beans and an iguana (big one) that ran across the road in front of us - all over the back, sigh.
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Old 10-08-2014, 08:16 AM   #6304
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One time I took a crock pot of stew to work for a contest. I put it in a stock pot with at least twice the capacity of the stew and took the crock pot empty. A co-worker brought hers in the crock pot and ended up with a mess, but mine arrived safely. I didn't win, though
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Old 10-08-2014, 10:33 AM   #6305
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After a few incidents like these, I got a CP that came with a thick rubber band that loops around the handles to keep the lid on tight, as well as a zipper plastic case. Then my SIL put the case too close to a light fixture and burned a big hole in it.
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Old 10-08-2014, 10:48 AM   #6306
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Aaarrgghhg! lol
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Old 10-08-2014, 10:52 AM   #6307
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Some of the newer CPs have clamps to lock down the lid for travel.
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Old 10-09-2014, 03:44 PM   #6308
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:26 PM   #6309
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Oh my gosh, that is so true! I have a 68 year old who is incorrigible.
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:31 PM   #6310
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Today's Funny

Yup, I have one too...a bit younger, but I still have to keep an eye on him.
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