A friend of The Pirate's had the unpleasant duty of deciding to unplug his father's life support. The family were all around his bed and had said their goodbye's. But the father fooled them all. He lived.
When he was released to go home, he told his son, then next time he goes into the hospital, he was going to get a restraining order against him first. True story.
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"