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Old 06-25-2012, 09:15 PM   #641
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Old 06-26-2012, 01:28 AM   #642
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Old 06-26-2012, 02:13 AM   #643
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At one time I had three cats and a Siberian husky. One of the cats was born fat and really stupid. His name was Dumbshit. He used to get in the big bag of dog food and eat. Never caught him doing it, but I found the cat hair.
Lmao Taxlady! What a name! My cat whom we sadly just lost was named Bozo Kitty by DH 22 years ago. I had to start calling her BK, because I couldn't face telling the Vet her real name. :)
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Old 06-26-2012, 07:26 AM   #644
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Every Friday my kids brought home their Weekly Reader. On the back was always a couple of jokes. The following was one of them The most inane, stupid joke. It sent me and my sister into gales of laughter. For years anyone mention the word 'cow' and it would start all over again. It just struck us as hilarious. It goes like this:

First friend: Look at that bunch of cows.

Second friend: Nooo. A herd of cows.

First friend: Of course I have heard of cows.

Second friend: Noooo. A cow herd.

First friend: What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets from a cow.

Has anyone been talking to the cows lately?
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:15 AM   #645
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Every Friday my kids brought home their Weekly Reader. On the back was always a couple of jokes. The following was one of them The most inane, stupid joke. It sent me and my sister into gales of laughter. For years anyone mention the word 'cow' and it would start all over again. It just struck us as hilarious. It goes like this:

First friend: Look at that bunch of cows.

Second friend: Nooo. A herd of cows.

First friend: Of course I have heard of cows.

Second friend: Noooo. A cow herd.

First friend: What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets from a cow.

Has anyone been talking to the cows lately?
Who's on second?

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Old 06-26-2012, 02:43 PM   #647
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