Every Friday my kids brought home their Weekly Reader. On the back was always a couple of jokes. The following was one of them The most inane, stupid joke. It sent me and my sister into gales of laughter. For years anyone mention the word 'cow' and it would start all over again. It just struck us as hilarious. It goes like this:
First friend: Look at that bunch of cows.
Second friend: Nooo. A herd of cows.
First friend: Of course I have heard of cows.
Second friend: Noooo. A cow herd.
First friend: What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets from a cow.
Has anyone been talking to the cows lately?
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"