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Old 02-17-2015, 03:36 PM   #6571
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Old 02-17-2015, 07:19 PM   #6572
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Old 02-17-2015, 08:09 PM   #6573
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Yeah. We have one. Spike mentioned something about bacon. Then he changed the subject to flour for baking.

Denise: "Oh, I didn't know you had to use flour for your bacon!" Definite a dead hamster. And that is not one of her best.
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Old 02-18-2015, 05:49 AM   #6574
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Overheard conversation....

"I've been cooking for 15 years!"

"It should be done by now then"
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Old 02-19-2015, 11:23 PM   #6575
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This, right now, for those of us dealing with Siberian-like weather.



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Old 02-22-2015, 04:06 PM   #6576
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; we then offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Old 02-22-2015, 04:12 PM   #6577
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; we then offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Old 02-22-2015, 10:34 PM   #6578
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Old 02-24-2015, 04:04 PM   #6579
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Old 02-24-2015, 05:38 PM   #6580
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ROFL! I should take that out and play it for the girls! They'd know exactly about what that bird was complaining!
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