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Old 04-16-2015, 10:38 PM   #6691
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Glad to hear Beagle has standards! Not sure the poor doxie was happy with the circumstances, though.
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Old 04-16-2015, 11:03 PM   #6692
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Glad to hear Beagle has standards! Not sure the poor doxie was happy with the circumstances, though.

Beagle thinks doxies are wimps. She "rolls" the neighbor's doxie, and strangely enough, he allows her to! He tucks his legs in, and Beagle gives him a good shove, and he rolls like a sausage. He hates most other people and dogs other than us and his immediate family.
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Old 04-16-2015, 11:58 PM   #6693
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Beagle thinks doxies are wimps. She "rolls" the neighbor's doxie, and strangely enough, he allows her to! He tucks his legs in, and Beagle gives him a good shove, and he rolls like a sausage. He hates most other people and dogs other than us and his immediate family.
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Old 04-17-2015, 01:59 AM   #6694
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...He tucks his legs in, and Beagle gives him a good shove, and he rolls like a sausage...
Well of course he does, he's a sausage dog.
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Old 04-21-2015, 09:48 AM   #6696
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I could get the kitchen floor half way to clean just trying to get back up.
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Old 04-27-2015, 03:26 AM   #6697
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Old 04-27-2015, 05:52 AM   #6698
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I could get the kitchen floor half way to clean just trying to get back up.
Yes I know that problem (since I am er....not slim!) I tend to place a chair nearby so I can haul myself up on it.
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Old 04-27-2015, 02:29 PM   #6699
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Yes I know that problem (since I am er....not slim!) I tend to place a chair nearby so I can haul myself up on it.
My biggest problem is deciding which leg I could put the weight on today. I have a leg that had a very, very large ulcer right on the shin bone that has been repaired. But left me with lots of nerve damage. Can it hold my weight today? If I make the wrong choice, I go down real quick. I hang on with both hands when going up a flight of stairs and pull myself up with my hands. I have also been known to go up on all four. Now that is a sight to see. I make sure I am wearing slacks. That would make "Today's Funny!"
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My biggest problem is deciding which leg I could put the weight on today. I have a leg that had a very, very large ulcer right on the shin bone that has been repaired. But left me with lots of nerve damage. Can it hold my weight today? If I make the wrong choice, I go down real quick. I hang on with both hands when going up a flight of stairs and pull myself up with my hands. I have also been known to go up on all four. Now that is a sight to see. I make sure I am wearing slacks. That would make "Today's Funny!"
Oh I see...different predicament to myself then. I guess you know of those kneelers you can get (at least over here in UK)...or would you still be in the same dilemma?

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