Originally Posted by Dawgluver
I got a kick out of 13 and 15, 16 wasn't bad either!
13. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16. Final thought for the day: Men are like fine wine.. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the snot out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.