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Old 05-20-2015, 05:52 PM   #6761
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Too funny, Creative!
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Old 05-22-2015, 07:12 PM   #6762
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Old 05-24-2015, 01:49 PM   #6763
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Old 05-31-2015, 01:15 AM   #6764
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. Heh. Need more bacon.
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Old 05-31-2015, 01:59 AM   #6765
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Attachment 22895. Heh. Need more bacon.
Good one! Get rid of the egg. Too much cholesterol.
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Old 05-31-2015, 03:27 PM   #6766
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Get rid of the toast too. Too much carbohydrates.
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Old 05-31-2015, 03:49 PM   #6767
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Yup. Probably should ditch the coffee too, high blood pressure.
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Old 05-31-2015, 04:39 PM   #6768
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Yes, I'd much rather have a French breakfast - croissant with Nutella and coffee with cream. Or a German breakfast with cold cuts, cheese and hard rolls. Yum
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Old 05-31-2015, 06:25 PM   #6769
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Delusional indeed!
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