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Old 08-07-2015, 05:56 AM   #6801
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I burst out laughing when I read this one! Ir got me good.
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Old 08-07-2015, 09:24 AM   #6802
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Close enough.

You have to start drinking Addie ;) I was just telling Princess Fiona how much fun it would be to go to bars with you and her and be rowdy and get kicked out.

We could be "Hell's Grannies" (even though you are the only actual granny).
Heck I will share the title with all who want to be grannies. BTW, I once or twice (I can't remember all the times) I have been spoken to or asked to leave a wake because I couldn't behave myself. Some of the dead were even a relative of mine. I am so bad. You can't take me anywhere.
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:28 PM   #6803
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...I have been spoken to or asked to leave a wake because I couldn't behave myself. Some of the dead were even a relative of mine. I am so bad. You can't take me anywhere.
I would have been kicked out of one by my uncle's wife if it hadn't been my own Mom's funeral! Mom and Aunt never really saw eye-to-eye. Mom was fun-loving and fully believed that a funeral should be a full celebration of the loved one's life. Mom had a pretty full life that was jam-packed with fun. How else was I to behave???
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Old 08-07-2015, 04:18 PM   #6804
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I would have been kicked out of one by my uncle's wife if it hadn't been my own Mom's funeral! Mom and Aunt never really saw eye-to-eye. Mom was fun-loving and fully believed that a funeral should be a full celebration of the loved one's life. Mom had a pretty full life that was jam-packed with fun. How else was I to behave???
Absolutely! I love a good Irish wake.
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Same old day according to my kitty.
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Mine, too!
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Old 08-15-2015, 04:52 PM   #6809
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Old 08-15-2015, 04:57 PM   #6810
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