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Old 08-15-2015, 10:50 PM   #6811
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Even without being hung over and passed out on the lawn, this has happened a couple times, at 7 am on a Sunday! They got to feel the brunt of my wrath!
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Old 08-17-2015, 07:12 PM   #6812
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Guess it doesn't take me much, but I found this funny:

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Old 08-17-2015, 07:32 PM   #6813
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Old 08-17-2015, 07:39 PM   #6814
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Old 08-17-2015, 09:14 PM   #6815
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Old 08-17-2015, 11:54 PM   #6816
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Why did this make me laugh so much? Must be easily amused. Dogs can't make the "f" sound.


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Old 08-18-2015, 08:45 AM   #6817
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Why did this make me laugh so much? Must be easily amused. Dogs can't make the "f" sound.

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Old 08-20-2015, 12:56 AM   #6818
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Saw this on a friend's Facebook post. Went hunting for it and found it at the website "The Redhead Riter".


Two Ladies Talking in Heaven


1st woman: Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually I died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.
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