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Old 12-13-2015, 05:03 AM   #7071
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I want me some bed pugs. They snore terribly though:
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I'll guarantee you that's a bed just for pugs. With that many, the humans would get pushed off. Even a tiny little pug puppy will eventually get their human on the very edge of the bed. They like to snuggle, you get hot, move away in your sleep, they follow. Next thing you know, you are at the very edge of the bed about to fall off. Arwen is a HUGE bed hog, she takes sheets, scratches them off me and makes herself a nice nest. She also hogs pillows. The other night I woke up freezing. She had somehow managed to roll herself up in my sheet and was totally cocooned. She was hot as you know what. I can't believe she wasn't trying to get out of her roll. She's also started taking over my pillow and plopping herself crosswise if I get out of bed in the night. I think she's decided her and Daddy should have the bed to themselves and I (maybe Strider too) can just go elsewhere. He likes to snuggle and hog pillows but doesn't steal covers. Fortunately, neither of them snore, at least yet. The little black pug we had previously snored like a lawnmower. It's hard to believe that little guy made so much noise but we got used to it. I miss him.
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Old 12-14-2015, 10:23 PM   #7072
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Old 12-14-2015, 11:21 PM   #7073
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:14 PM   #7074
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Admittedly, I like oatmeal raisin.
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Old 12-18-2015, 12:14 AM   #7075
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Admittedly, I like oatmeal raisin.
I like oatmeal raisin, but it is kind of a let down when your mouth is ready for chocolate chip.
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Old 12-18-2015, 12:18 AM   #7076
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Indeed. But the look on the seal's (I think it's a seal) face is priceless!
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Indeed. But the look on the seal's (I think it's a seal) face is priceless!
It is, isn't it? Might be a seal; might be an otter.
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Old 12-18-2015, 12:34 AM   #7078
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Yes, I wondered if it might be an otter too. Apparently whatever it is, it was expecting chocolate chip cookies!
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Old 12-19-2015, 12:43 PM   #7080
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