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Old 06-28-2012, 07:55 PM   #701
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Old 06-28-2012, 08:03 PM   #702
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OMG. Those eyes!
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Old 06-28-2012, 08:19 PM   #703
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Oh my gosh. I felt embarrassed all over again when I saw this one!

Years ago I was teaching Kindergarten Sunday School. I was chatting with this one woman who came by while the kids were playing and I said something about one of the little girls--nothing too, too horrible, but about how much she talked, and I think about how she kind of thought she knew it all. Suddenly I realized who the woman was, and without missing a beat, and without changing my voice from the bright cheery voice I was speaking with, I said, "You're her mom, aren't you?!" and I did my best to turn it around to a positive thing (I truly did love all my kids!). Things were a little tense for awhile after that, but before long we got along great. I learned a huge lesson that day about thinking first, and being mindful of what was coming out of my mouth.
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Unfortunately, a certain family member would no longer have any pants.
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:09 PM   #705
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I posted the Vulcan Mind Meld picture on Facebook with the message, "Your mind to my mind. Your thoughts to my thoughts. Your food to my dish."

Just found this one:
I love this one.
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But only in the summer.
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:12 PM   #707
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DL, that is hilarious
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I have never seen Jersey Shore, is it pretty bad?
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