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Old 02-06-2016, 03:19 PM   #7171
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And I may not be finished at the end of today either.
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Old 02-06-2016, 04:17 PM   #7172
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Aunt Bea, I wish I could find a t-shirt for Himself with that image on it.

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I get the same look, but from felines...three of them, lined up...
I get that look from Himself. My Mom was even worse: if you were eating the very last of something, she would watch, then swallow really hard right before you went to swallow. I would have to leave the room, or at least turn around, so I didn't see her do that.

Mom had all kinds of tricks. When she was a kid, she used to slap at herself while yelling "Ma, Leonard is hitting me. Stop it, Leonard. MOM!". Meanwhile, her brother was sitting next to her reading the newspaper or something. Usually got her brother in trouble. Until the last time. Grandma walking in on Mom slapping her own arm. OOPS!
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Old 02-06-2016, 04:20 PM   #7173
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Aunt Bea, I wish I could find a t-shirt for Himself with that image on it. ...
There are online stores that will custom print t-shirts. Just sayin'.
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Old 02-06-2016, 05:48 PM   #7174
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Yep. I walked the mayonnaise out to the sunroom to put it with the candles. The new candle would have ended up in the fridge with the condiments. Well, they were about the same size.
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Old 02-06-2016, 05:56 PM   #7175
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Yep. I walked the mayonnaise out to the sunroom to put it with the candles. The new candle would have ended up in the fridge with the condiments. Well, they were about the same size.
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Yup. I just stole that pic, so I can put it on FB.
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Old 02-06-2016, 06:11 PM   #7176
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We've been known to almost put the milk in the pantry where the cereal goes. Almost. But you know there's gonna come the day...
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Old 02-06-2016, 06:24 PM   #7177
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The above posts remind me of the time I went to post a letter. I was a bit daydreamy and eating a banana...yeah, you guessed it - I bit the letter and posted the banana!
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The above posts remind me of the time I went to post a letter. I was a bit daydreamy and eating a banana...yeah, you guessed it - I bit the letter and posted the banana!
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Old 02-06-2016, 06:39 PM   #7179
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Gotta love dogs! This really cracked me up:

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The above posts remind me of the time I went to post a letter. I was a bit daydreamy and eating a banana...yeah, you guessed it - I bit the letter and posted the banana!
Oh No!
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