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Old 05-02-2016, 01:18 AM   #7251
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So THAT'S where they went.
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Old 05-02-2016, 03:13 AM   #7252
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So THAT'S where they went.

I figure it's all that lint in the dryer's lint trap. It's chewed up socks. I know my clothes didn't have that much lint on them.
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Old 05-02-2016, 04:17 AM   #7253
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I prefer the explanation of "All those lost socks have turned into unmatched Tupperware covers."
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Old 05-04-2016, 07:11 PM   #7254
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Many, many years ago, in 1912, there was a dearth in Mexico of their favourite salad dressing which was made by Hellmans in Germany. The entire country got together and raised funds for a huge shipment to be transported via England to New York and thence by rail to Mexico.
However, the ship that was transporting their delicacy was the R.M.S. Titanic which struck an iceberg.
...and to this day the Mexican people mourn the event.

It's called 'Sinko de Mayo'.
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Old 05-04-2016, 07:16 PM   #7255
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Old 05-04-2016, 07:38 PM   #7256
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Heh:

Many, many years ago, in 1912, there was a dearth in Mexico of their favourite salad dressing which was made by Hellmans in Germany. The entire country got together and raised funds for a huge shipment to be transported via England to New York and thence by rail to Mexico.
However, the ship that was transporting their delicacy was the R.M.S. Titanic which struck an iceberg.
...and to this day the Mexican people mourn the event.

It's called 'Sinko de Mayo'.

All that salad dressing must have gone well with the iceberg.










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Old 05-04-2016, 07:56 PM   #7257
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All that salad dressing must have gone well with the iceberg.










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Oh :sheesh: Taxy!
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Old 05-04-2016, 10:36 PM   #7258
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^^ Good one CG. I stole it.
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As we are packing up all of our things in preparation for our big move to Northern Arizona, I made the decision that my Weber Little Smokey Joe grill would not be coming with us.
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So I made up handmade "FREE" signs for him and his pal Weber Rapidfire Chimney and took them out to the main road from our place. I also left in the Chimney the remains of the bag of charcoal and the lighter on the side of the road at a predominate intersection.
I bet my DH that they would be gone in 5 minutes... guess who won the bet? BAHAHAHA!
They weren't there EVEN 5 minutes and they were GONE!
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